javed khalil

Galileo : Great Mind
Einstein : Genius Mind
Newton : Extraordinary Mind
Bill Gates : Brilliant Mind
ME : Master Mind
YOU : Never Mind

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Good Person : Its YOU
Good Friend : Its YOU again
Good Heart : That’s YOU !
Good Will : Its also YOU !
Good Looking Ahh….
hold it. Its 2 much 4 u….. Now its ME

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I Look at the moon,
the moon is beautiful…
I look at you… I… I…I’d rather
look at the moon again…

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******4 HUSBANDS******
 
4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital
 
waiting  for their wives to give birth.
 
Soon, a nurse came out from the delivery room and told the first daddy:
 
“Congratulations, you’ve twins!”.
 
“Oh!….. maybe it’s just a coincidence” said the daddy,
 
“as I’m working at the Petronas Twin Towers”.
 
Then another nurse came out of the room and told the second daddy:
 
“Congratulations, you’ve triplets!”
 
“Wooow!, this is a coincidence,too” said the second daddy.
 
“I am working for 3M Corporation”.
 
A while later, another nurse appeared and told the third daddy:
 
“Congratulations! your wife got quadruplets”
 
“Thanks God. Perhaps this is also a coincidence”.
 
“I work at Four Seasons Hotel!”.
 
Meanwhile, the fourth daddy-to-be was becoming very worried.
 
All the 3 daddies asked him: “Why do you look so worried?”.
 
He answered, “…uhmmm…. I’m working at Seven-Eleven!”

HOW TO KEEP A WOMAN HAPPY

It’s not difficult

All you have to do is to be

1.    A friend

2.    A companion

3.    A lover

4.    A brother

5.    A father

6.    A master

7.    A chef

8.    An electrician

9.    A carpenter

10.   A plumber

11.   A mechanic

12.   A decorator

13.   A stylist

14.   A sexologist

15.   A gynecologist

16.   A psychologist

17.   A pest exterminator

18.   A psychiatrist

19.   A healer

20.   A good listener

21.   An organizer

22.   A good father

23.   Very clean

24.   Sympathetic

25.   Athletic

26.   Warm

27.   Attentive

28.   Gallant

29.   Intelligent

30.   Funny

31.   Creative

32.   Tender

33.   Strong

34.   Understanding

35.   Tolerant

36.   Prudent

37.   Ambitious

38.   Capable

39.   Courageous

40.   Determined

41.   True

42.   Dependable

43.   Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO

44.   Give her compliments regularly

45.   Love shopping

46.   Be honest

47.   Be very rich

48.   Not stress her out

49.   Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO

50.   Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself

51.   Give her lots of time, especially time for herself

52.   Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT

53.   Never to forget:

  * Birthdays

  * Anniversaries

  * Arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!!

1.    Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very important).

2.    Feed him well.

3.    Let him have the remote control

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